Twat?

So I have this thing.
It's called a Twitter.
When one has a Twitter account, one "tweets" about what one is doing.
It's like a Facebook status, only cooler.
My Twitter username is Sebhar.
You should follow me on Twitter.

Some Recent Tweets:
- HAWKEYE STATE! HAWKEYE STATE! HAWKEYE STATE!
- Epic Peruvian fail.
- I'm watching a guy play Misirlou on the mandolin. Bad. Ass.
- Jess and I are listening to Chopin at obnoxious volume.
- Now we're paying for a pizza with nothing but change.
- We're independent women, some mistake us for whores. I say, why spend mine, when I can spend yours?
- The Red Army is marching on Moscow.

See? Don't you wish you could have those little nuggets of my life delivered to your text message inbox?