Man #1

"We are not connected in any way."

So, are we friends?

"I haven't decided, but truth be told probably not. I very much doubt I'll willingly talk to you of my own accord."

"Got some interesting information last night. Definitely didn't expect it, and for some reason it kinda hurt. So I just said fuck it, I'm ending things now."

"I'm not gonna leave myself in a position to get hurt. Not my style."