"Sup sexy?" "Nothing. Just being sexy at my house."
"Ah [Keystone] Ice. The piss of the worst. Congrats, you are definitely in college."
"Everyone was really impressed that I could drink tequila straight... then I brought Shawn home."
Re: my mother - "She bore you so I hold no grudge."
Re: my bra - "Never! It is my arch nemesis!"
"I prefer sleeping with you to sleeping without you." "And I prefer having you within arms' length."
Showing posts with label text mesages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label text mesages. Show all posts
25 October 2008
17 October 2008
Sometimes I amuse myself.
Me: "Would you be into getting sandwiches and/or studying for Spanish and/or sex and/or any combination thereof?"
Him: "Trifecta!"
...my life is so cool.
Him: "Trifecta!"
...my life is so cool.
27 September 2008
Notes To Self
Solymoi: http://messagenet.com/myths/ppt/Solymoi_1.html
Immortal Technique: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4010185
"Eight twenty-six - I have my first waffle. Choice toppings? Amana maple syrup and Bailey's Irish Cream. Delicious." -- Mesch
"Dear Comrade Hannah, so begins the revolution. In solidarity, Comrade Julia."
Don Quixote, metafiction, Aristophanic comedy, the Canterbury Tales, Prospero, Ecclesiastes
"Soup-guzzling pie-muncher"
Name: Catella
"...and for me it would be far better to sink into the earth when I have lost you, for there is no other consolation for me after you have gone to your destiny - only grief..." -- the Iliad, book 6, spoken by Andromache to Hector
"Why does your heart sorrow so much for me? No man is going to hurl me to Hades, unless it is fated, but as for fate, I think that no man has yet escaped it once it has taken its first form, neither brave man nor coward." -- the Iliad, book 6, spoken by Hector to Andromache
Immortal Technique: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4010185
"Eight twenty-six - I have my first waffle. Choice toppings? Amana maple syrup and Bailey's Irish Cream. Delicious." -- Mesch
"Dear Comrade Hannah, so begins the revolution. In solidarity, Comrade Julia."
Don Quixote, metafiction, Aristophanic comedy, the Canterbury Tales, Prospero, Ecclesiastes
"Soup-guzzling pie-muncher"
Name: Catella
"...and for me it would be far better to sink into the earth when I have lost you, for there is no other consolation for me after you have gone to your destiny - only grief..." -- the Iliad, book 6, spoken by Andromache to Hector
"Why does your heart sorrow so much for me? No man is going to hurl me to Hades, unless it is fated, but as for fate, I think that no man has yet escaped it once it has taken its first form, neither brave man nor coward." -- the Iliad, book 6, spoken by Hector to Andromache
Man #2
Sunday: "It felt nice today on the futon, just being together. We can't though."
Monday: "My living room is the seat of world culture." (That one's not significant, just funny.)
Tuesday: "My play count for 'Samson' [by Regina Spektor, which I recommended the previous day] is 67."
Tuesday: "You are good dudette."
Wednesday: "I feel like I could very easily lose you because of this situation. But to be clear, I will not pursue any romantic relationship between us."
Thursday: "The bathroom light is very unflattering." [re. my saying I looked awful]
Thursday, we talked all night and into Friday morning.
Friday night was our official first date. Where'd we go, you ask? THE CHUCK BERRY CONCERT. Yes. How absolutely fantastic. Afterward we grabbed a movie from my place and headed back to his. After some hanging out and his conversation with Man #1 ensuring that such action wouldn't violate their friendship, he asked if I wanted to be his girlfriend.
Needless to say, I said yes.
Monday: "My living room is the seat of world culture." (That one's not significant, just funny.)
Tuesday: "My play count for 'Samson' [by Regina Spektor, which I recommended the previous day] is 67."
Tuesday: "You are good dudette."
Wednesday: "I feel like I could very easily lose you because of this situation. But to be clear, I will not pursue any romantic relationship between us."
Thursday: "The bathroom light is very unflattering." [re. my saying I looked awful]
Thursday, we talked all night and into Friday morning.
Friday night was our official first date. Where'd we go, you ask? THE CHUCK BERRY CONCERT. Yes. How absolutely fantastic. Afterward we grabbed a movie from my place and headed back to his. After some hanging out and his conversation with Man #1 ensuring that such action wouldn't violate their friendship, he asked if I wanted to be his girlfriend.
Needless to say, I said yes.
15 September 2008
Some Other Favourite Text Messages
"Easily a 9, maybe even a 9.5. There isn't much you need to do to get better lol." -- Man #1
"I had no idea you had a thing for me! I knew you're having a hard time, so I wouldn't mind if you leaned on me for the duration." -- Man #2
"I love you, though I dunno why you love me either." -- Man #1
"I love bums!" "Doesn't that require a lot of lubricant?" "Yeah. it's called elbow grease." "Okay. Just don't tear any sphincters." -- Man #2 and myself
"I can't do this. You just broke up with one of my best friends. I'm sure you recognize the situation this would put us in... I'm not saying you were going to come over and demand whoopi, I just want to avoid misinterpretation. We can meet up tomorrow though?" -- Man #2
"...I meant other peeps misinterpreting what we're doing. I mean it's 3 a.m." -- Man #2
"I love u hannah ;)" -- Nathan
"I want you to stay." -- Man #1
"Hahahaha I know. And I love you for that." -- Man #1
"I had no idea you had a thing for me! I knew you're having a hard time, so I wouldn't mind if you leaned on me for the duration." -- Man #2
"I love you, though I dunno why you love me either." -- Man #1
"I love bums!" "Doesn't that require a lot of lubricant?" "Yeah. it's called elbow grease." "Okay. Just don't tear any sphincters." -- Man #2 and myself
"I can't do this. You just broke up with one of my best friends. I'm sure you recognize the situation this would put us in... I'm not saying you were going to come over and demand whoopi, I just want to avoid misinterpretation. We can meet up tomorrow though?" -- Man #2
"...I meant other peeps misinterpreting what we're doing. I mean it's 3 a.m." -- Man #2
"I love u hannah ;)" -- Nathan
"I want you to stay." -- Man #1
"Hahahaha I know. And I love you for that." -- Man #1
Some Favourite Text Messages
Me: Every time I walk past the bush containing your underwear, it brightens up my day.
Man #2: They radiate happiness.
Me: Is that a result of nuclear decomposition, do you think?
Man #2: Yes. My penis is capable of acting as the core to a nuclear reactor.
Me: That explains so much about you.
Man #2: Especially my glowing, hairless groin.
Me: I can see how that would be an advantage.
Man #2: I keep it in a lead sheath. If you ever need chemo for cervical cancer, just call me up.
Me: Oh I will. Rawr. If you ever meet someone else with a similar situation, you could have light saber battles.
Man #2: They radiate happiness.
Me: Is that a result of nuclear decomposition, do you think?
Man #2: Yes. My penis is capable of acting as the core to a nuclear reactor.
Me: That explains so much about you.
Man #2: Especially my glowing, hairless groin.
Me: I can see how that would be an advantage.
Man #2: I keep it in a lead sheath. If you ever need chemo for cervical cancer, just call me up.
Me: Oh I will. Rawr. If you ever meet someone else with a similar situation, you could have light saber battles.
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