"Sup sexy?" "Nothing. Just being sexy at my house."
"Ah [Keystone] Ice. The piss of the worst. Congrats, you are definitely in college."
"Everyone was really impressed that I could drink tequila straight... then I brought Shawn home."
Re: my mother - "She bore you so I hold no grudge."
Re: my bra - "Never! It is my arch nemesis!"
"I prefer sleeping with you to sleeping without you." "And I prefer having you within arms' length."
Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts
25 October 2008
15 September 2008
Some Favourite Text Messages
Me: Every time I walk past the bush containing your underwear, it brightens up my day.
Man #2: They radiate happiness.
Me: Is that a result of nuclear decomposition, do you think?
Man #2: Yes. My penis is capable of acting as the core to a nuclear reactor.
Me: That explains so much about you.
Man #2: Especially my glowing, hairless groin.
Me: I can see how that would be an advantage.
Man #2: I keep it in a lead sheath. If you ever need chemo for cervical cancer, just call me up.
Me: Oh I will. Rawr. If you ever meet someone else with a similar situation, you could have light saber battles.
Man #2: They radiate happiness.
Me: Is that a result of nuclear decomposition, do you think?
Man #2: Yes. My penis is capable of acting as the core to a nuclear reactor.
Me: That explains so much about you.
Man #2: Especially my glowing, hairless groin.
Me: I can see how that would be an advantage.
Man #2: I keep it in a lead sheath. If you ever need chemo for cervical cancer, just call me up.
Me: Oh I will. Rawr. If you ever meet someone else with a similar situation, you could have light saber battles.
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