Showing posts with label keystone ice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label keystone ice. Show all posts

25 October 2008

Text Messages

"Sup sexy?" "Nothing. Just being sexy at my house."

"Ah [Keystone] Ice. The piss of the worst. Congrats, you are definitely in college."

"Everyone was really impressed that I could drink tequila straight... then I brought Shawn home."

Re: my mother - "She bore you so I hold no grudge."
Re: my bra - "Never! It is my arch nemesis!"

"I prefer sleeping with you to sleeping without you." "And I prefer having you within arms' length."