People I Would Bang, Fictional and Nonfictional, Living and Dead

Weedmaster P (of Overcompensating)
Tim Curry
Seth Green
Rivers Cuomo
Travis Barker
Jakob Dylan
Colin Meloy
Holden Caulfield
Pierce Brosnan
Jackson Pollock
David Bowie
John Lennon
John Entwistle
Pete Townshend
James Dean
Gene Wilder
Marcellus Wallace
Alan Rickman
Johnny Depp
David Duchovny
Ewan McGregor
Jude Law
Patrick Fugit
Zach Braff
Danny Masterson
John C. McGinley
Hugh Laurie
Lou Reed
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Christian Bale
Heath Ledger
Jake Gyllenhaal
Timbaland
Tupac
Biggie Smalls
Jack Black
Billie Joe Armstrong
Tre Cool
Mike Dirnt
Lil Wayne
Peter Sarsgaard
Edward Norton
Beck
Eminem
Michael Bluth
Steve Brady
Mikhail Baryshnikov
David Gilmour
Bret McKenzie
Jemaine Clement
Bob Geldof
Duke Devlin
Flea
John Frusciante
Mitch Hedberg
Anthony Kiedis
Dorian Gray
Dave Navarro
Oscar Wilde
Keith Richards
Pablo Picasso
Patti Smith
Jimi Hendrix
Jeffrey A. Townes
Spike Lee
Darryl McDaniels
Mick Jagger
Jimmy Pop
Fred and George Weasley
Friedrich Chopin
Elliott Smith
Socrates