Stuff Procrastinating People Like

Limes
Kurt Vonnegut
Diet Coke
prog rock
being an indie snob
rain
Text Twist
ambient music
Tetris
blogging
sudoku
crossword puzzles
webcomics
kitties
grammar
usage
mechanics
abstract thought
wizard rock
landscaping
good pens
abstract impressionism
Wikipedia
museums
mashed potatoes
openmindedness
goofiness
tea
yarn
lanyards
macaroni and cheese
college
simplicity
safety pins
kickstands
brushing teeth
bicyclists
the Sims
photography
photomanipulation
cinema
chess
literature
film noir
puppies
the Onion
sunglasses
burritos
magnets
Twitter
interior design
nail polish
abstract expressionism
experimental film
Ireland
ice cream
Caesar salad
calling things what they are
silverware
capes
free t-shirts
bean curd
lactase
your mom

Some Other Favourite Text Messages

"Easily a 9, maybe even a 9.5. There isn't much you need to do to get better lol." -- Man #1

"I had no idea you had a thing for me! I knew you're having a hard time, so I wouldn't mind if you leaned on me for the duration." -- Man #2

"I love you, though I dunno why you love me either." -- Man #1

"I love bums!" "Doesn't that require a lot of lubricant?" "Yeah. it's called elbow grease." "Okay. Just don't tear any sphincters." -- Man #2 and myself

"I can't do this. You just broke up with one of my best friends. I'm sure you recognize the situation this would put us in... I'm not saying you were going to come over and demand whoopi, I just want to avoid misinterpretation. We can meet up tomorrow though?" -- Man #2

"...I meant other peeps misinterpreting what we're doing. I mean it's 3 a.m." -- Man #2

"I love u hannah ;)" -- Nathan

"I want you to stay." -- Man #1

"Hahahaha I know. And I love you for that." -- Man #1